Nacho joe has done it again! Do any of you remember the animaniacs? If not, go look it up, and in the meantime I am going to sing Brighton’s maniacs to you and hopefully all the glass in your house doesn’t break. I’m also here to remind you that it’s LDW’s 18th anniversary and we’re giving away discounts! Go to Enchantrix Perks and sign up if you’re not already a member. I’ve got a new sploshing phone sex challenge up on my food fetish blog, and if you would like to call me for kinky phone sex shenanigans all you need to do is dial 1-800-601-6975 and ask for Brighton. Email me at firstname.lastname@example.org for sexy texting sessions and if you are interested in custom audios by me. Go to my phone sex audios page to see what I have currently for sale! Hope you enjoy the parody (and that all your fine china survived it LOLz).