I recently dated a guy who didn’t talk dirty.
I know, it’s shocking that one exists!
He had placed me up on this pedestal where dirty words didn’t do me justice, apparently. Well one day, he used a term…actually, I guess it’s more of a euphemism…I hadn’t come across before. He said to me, “It has been a while since I made you feel like a woman, I’m going to fix that now.” I was a little confused…after all, I’m not a sissy or a t-girl, there is no effort or angst over what gender I feel like at any given time, right??
And then he knelt in front of my armchair…
